December 2011
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Being at Geoff’s apartment means that I’m finally reunited with my tube of burts bees chapstick.
Oh yes. Oh oh oh yes. I fucking love chapstick.
If I see one more of you underage twats posting your tits all over my dash I’m going to lose my shit.
Keep ‘em in your damn shirt for fucks sake! You’re like fourteen! Why can’t you wait til you’re eighteen to dump ‘em out like the rest of us?!
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Currently dipping mini pretzel rods in a jar of fancy mustard because it’s the closest thing to junk food that we have in this house.
No regrets, just snacks.
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It’s like I’m a surgeon; discarding all the parts of me that I don’t need. Ripping meat from the bone, weighing out what is expendable, detachable, unnecessary. Damage and destruction are needed for rejuvenation, rebirth. A dead soul can no longer be revived, but a broken one can be mended and nurtured until it beats like a hollow drum; echoing the emptiness that has taken the...
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SEASONS ONE THROUGH NINE OF INTERVENTION ON NETFLIX INSTANT?!
I THINK CHRISTMAS CAME TWICE THIS YEAR, GUYS.
Making you laugh is my favorite.
Someone talk to me. Go ahead; talk to me about anything. It’s Tuesday, right? Throw some TMI’s in that bitch, idc.
http://happilyeveralex.tumblr.com/ask
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3am Intervention intervention
Mom: Guys! It's 3am! Go to bed!
Me: But we're watching Intervention! This girl is on serious drugs, mom, she's talking to her dog!
Geoff: Alex... you talk to your dog all the time...
Me: ...
Geoff: ...
Mom: ...
Me: Son of a bitch.
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Geoff and I get to chaperone his little sister and her boyyyyfriend at the movies tomorrow!!!
I cannot wait to make everyone feel sufficiently awkward. I have so many stories to tell about Aili when she was little omg.
And the award for worst sister-in-law ever goes to!
“If you are a woman, if you’re a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian,...”
– Margaret Cho (via thechocolatebrigade)
I need ten reasons not to kill myself. Ready? Go.
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Why Sasha is getting a Ke$ha tattoo
Sasha: This is Ke$ha's face on this arm because she's a whore like my mother. And this is Ke$ha's vagina on my other arm because my dad loves vaginas. FUNNY HOW THINGS WORK OUT.
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Geoff's little sister has a boyfriend!!!
Aili: I have a boyfriend now!
Geoff: Oh, really? That's ni---
Me: OH MY GOD WHO IS HE WHAT'S HIS NAME IS HE CUTE OMG IS HE NICE OH OF COURSE HE'S NICE YOU WOULDN'T BE DATING HIM IF HE WASN'T NICE OH MY JESUS I AM SO EXCITED AHHHHHHHH
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Things that happened on my 21st birthday...
…from what I can remember…
IHOP with Geoff and Kev
Tobin and Ronnie redyed the pink in my hair
Went to Tobin’s
Got ready for the club
Went to Fran’s Place in Lynn with Geoff, Tobs, Emma, Ronnie, Dave, and Shayna
Tobin bought me my first drink
Disaronno on the rocks
(and this is where shit gets interesting)
Dave and Emma started dancing on the stage
Had a Jolly...
kurtblaine asked: EEEEP HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3
stonedsunrise asked: happy birthday <3
phillipecedro asked: Happy birthday!
IT'S MY 21ST BIRTHDAY! :D
mylittletragedy asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! <3
kevinmcd13 asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, this is early, but who cares, it's your birthday! By the way, rum and coke zero vanilla, we should try that one night :)